Spencer Jones Holy Schlitt Shirt
$19.95
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The Spencer Jones Holy Schlitt Shirt has sparked a buzz among stand-up comedy aficionados after the rising star debuted it during his sold-out “Laughing with the Lord” tour. Fans have clamored for this exclusive merch ever since he dropped the phrase mid-set in a crowd-favorite bit.
Holy Schlitt! Spencer Jones’ Divine Comedy Tee
This Spencer Jones Holy Schlitt Shirt features Spencer’s signature “Holy Schlitt” catchphrase in bold lettering across the chest, framed by playful stained-glass window motifs and a subtle halo graphic above the text. On the sleeve, a small silhouette of Spencer mid-joke adds a personal touch that fans will instantly recognize. Perfect for comedy club nights, open-mic sessions, or casual hangouts, it blends humor with style and instantly marks you as part of Jones’ inner circle.
More than just a punchline, “Holy Schlitt” represents that gasp-and-laugh moment when Spencer’s wit meets divine inspiration. The stained-glass elements nod to the idea of revelation—both comedic and spiritual—while the halo underscores his knack for delivering heavenly humor. Wearing this shirt is a nod to shared laughter and the unifying power of live comedy.
Don’t miss your chance to wear the comedy moment everyone’s talking about. This limited-run Spencer Jones “Holy Schlitt” Shirt is the perfect way to show off your comedy cred and support one of today’s most innovative stand-ups. Click Add to Cart now to secure yours and bring a little divine comedy into your everyday wardrobe!
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.