Sql Clause Is Coming to Town Ugly Christmas Knit Sweater
Sql Clause Is Coming to Town Ugly Christmas Knit Sweater
Sql Clause Is Coming to Town Ugly Christmas Knit Sweater
Sql Clause Is Coming to Town Ugly Christmas Knit Sweater 2

Sql Clause Is Coming to Town Ugly Christmas Knit Sweater

$39.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 26.0 in 40.0 in 17.0 in 26.0 in
M 28.0 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
L 28.0 in 48.0 in 19.0 in 27.0 in
XL 30.0 in 52.0 in 20.0 in 28.0 in
2XL 30.0 in 56.0 in 21.0 in 28.0 in
3XL 31.0 in 60.0 in 22.0 in 28.0 in
4XL 32.0 in 64.0 in 24.0 in 29.0 in
5XL 33.0 in 68.0 in 25.0 in 29.0 in
6XL 34.0 in 73.0 in 26.0 in 29.1 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 67 cm 102 cm 42 cm 67 cm
M 70 cm 112 cm 45 cm 68 cm
L 72 cm 122 cm 48 cm 69 cm
XL 75 cm 132 cm 51 cm 70.5 cm
2XL 76 cm 142 cm 54 cm 71 cm
3XL 79 cm 152 cm 57 cm 71.5 cm
4XL 82 cm 162 cm 60 cm 72.5 cm
5XL 85 cm 172 cm 63 cm 73 cm
6XL 86 cm 182 cm 66 cm 74 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 14.0 in 11.0 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15.0 in 12.0 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16.0 in 13.0 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17.0 in 14.0 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18.0 in 15.0 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19.0 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21.0 in 16.0 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23.0 in 18.0 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25.0 in 19.0 in 13-15 62-68 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 35.6 cm 27.9 cm 1-2 83.8-88.9 cm
3T 38.1 cm 30.5 cm 2-3 91.4-99.1 cm
4T 40.6 cm 33.0 cm 3-4 99.1-104.1 cm
4 41.9 cm 34.3 cm 4-5 106.7-111.8 cm
5 43.2 cm 35.6 cm 5 114.3-119.4 cm
XS 45.7 cm 38.1 cm 6-8 121.9-127.0 cm
S 48.3 cm 39.4 cm 8-10 127.0-137.2 cm
M 53.3 cm 40.6 cm 10-12 137.2-147.3 cm
L 58.4 cm 45.7 cm 12-13 147.3-157.5 cm
XL 63.5 cm 48.3 cm 13-15 157.5-172.7 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
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This Sql Clause Is Coming to Town Ugly Christmas Knit Sweater became a breakout hit among developers and tech teams during the 2025 holiday season, thanks to its clever mashup of festive cheer and programming humor. It’s been spotted at coding conferences, office parties, and even featured in Reddit’s ProgrammerHumor thread.

Code the Halls: SQL Clause Is Coming to Town

This ribbed-knit holiday sweater features a classic red, green, and white palette with snowflakes, gift boxes, and Christmas trees woven into the design. At the center is a pixel-style Santa face flanked by trees, with the hilarious SQL-themed text: “He’s making a table. He’s sorting it twice. SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behavior = ‘nice’ SQL Clause is coming to town…” Perfect for holiday parties, tech meetups, or remote team calls, it’s a festive way to show off your coding chops and seasonal spirit.

Sql Clause Is Coming to Town Ugly Christmas Knit Sweater
Sql Clause Is Coming to Town Ugly Christmas Knit Sweater

The sweater transforms Santa into “SQL Clause,” a data-driven gift-giver who queries behavior with precision. It’s a playful nod to the power of structured logic, blending holiday tradition with the language of modern tech.

Whether you’re a developer, data analyst, or just love a good geeky pun, this sweater is your ticket to holiday hilarity. Grab your “SQL Clause Is Coming to Town” knit today and let your wardrobe query joy, one laugh at a time.

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

  • Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.