Stop Looking At My Cock Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Turn heads this holiday season with the Stop Looking At My Cock Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring bold rooster artwork and cheeky humor, it sparks conversations about rural pride, cultural symbolism, and festive gatherings while blending nostalgia with modern satire.
Stop Looking At My Cock Ugly Christmas Sweater – Bold Humor with Holiday Flair
This sweater spotlights a proud rooster, an animal long tied to dawn, vigilance, and rural traditions. Across cultures, the rooster symbolizes resilience and determination, making it more than just a farmyard figure—it’s a nod to strength and community values.
The playful caption, “Stop Looking At My Cock,” delivers humor while drawing on double meaning. The cheeky phrasing echoes the long history of wordplay in holiday traditions, where humor and satire often lighten gatherings and spark laughter around the fire.
In the broader social context, this design mirrors the way fashion intersects with dialogue. It reflects how humor can challenge norms, foster connection, and transform a seasonal outfit into a statement of wit, personality, and cultural commentary.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.