Make analytics witty this season with the That Wasn’t Very Data Driven Of You Ugly Sweater. Perfect for analysts, engineers, and spreadsheet lovers, this festive knit blends humor with professional pride—ideal for those who value evidence over impulse.
That Wasn’t Very Data Driven Of You Ugly Sweater – For the Analyst Who Sleighs
This sweater pokes fun at every gut-based decision with the phrase “That Wasn’t Very Data Driven Of You.” Highlighted in pixelated font and framed by classic holiday motifs, it’s a cheeky nod to the rise of evidence-based thinking.

From Florence Nightingale’s pioneering data visualizations to today’s machine learning breakthroughs, the demand for data-driven decisions has reshaped industries. This design channels that shift, blending seasonal charm with analytical sass.
Perfect for office parties or tech meetups, it speaks to those who question assumptions and crunch numbers for clarity. It’s not just festive—it’s a wearable reminder that facts still matter, even under twinkling lights.


