That’s Why I Always Carry A Sword Shirt
$19.95
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The That’s Why I Always Carry A Sword Shirt is a bold and playful statement piece. This shirt blends humor with a touch of historical badassery, perfect for those who love adventure, fantasy, and an unapologetic attitude. It makes a statement about preparedness and resilience, drawing from the long history of swords as symbols of power, honor, and protection.
That’s Why I Always Carry A Sword Shirt – A Bold Statement of Preparedness & Strength
The That’s Why I Always Carry A Sword Shirt is a humorous yet powerful statement about strength, readiness, and the unexpected twists of life. Featuring the phrase “That’s why I always carry a sword” alongside a sleek sword illustration, this shirt draws inspiration from the longstanding historical association between swords and warriors, leaders, and protectors. It’s a playful way to showcase preparedness, resilience, and a bold attitude.
Throughout history, swords have symbolized courage and honor. They were worn by knights, samurais, and warriors as both tools of combat and symbols of the strength needed to protect and defend. By wearing this shirt, you align yourself with the symbolism of these iconic figures, embracing a mindset of preparedness and strength in the face of challenges, whether they are literal or metaphorical.
In popular culture, swords have been immortalized in fantasy genres like medieval legends, comic books, and blockbuster movies. Think of figures like King Arthur, who wielded Excalibur, or modern-day heroes like Aragorn from The Lord of the Rings, whose sword represented both leadership and the will to fight for justice. This shirt is a nod to that heroic tradition, making it a fun piece for anyone who resonates with the idea of being ready for whatever life throws their way.
Whether you’re a fan of history, fantasy, or just enjoy the metaphorical strength that comes from carrying your “sword,” this shirt provides a playful way to express your readiness to tackle life’s battles. It’s for anyone who values preparedness, strength, and a dash of humor, making it a great conversation starter and a bold addition to any wardrobe.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.