Thou Shall Not Steal Unless You Can Beat The Throw Waffle Shirt
$33.95
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Add humor and history to your wardrobe with the Thou Shall Not Steal Unless You Can Beat The Throw Waffle Shirt. Inspired by baseball legends and moral wit, this tee connects the ancient commandment with America’s favorite pastime—perfect for fans who love clever wordplay, vintage sports culture, and spirited conversation.
Thou Shall Not Steal Unless You Can Beat The Throw – Witty Baseball Waffle Shirt
This shirt transforms the biblical commandment “Thou Shall Not Steal” into a playful nod to baseball’s daring base stealers. A bold statement for fans who admire the courage to run for glory, it humorously blends faith, sport, and human ambition into everyday wear.
The phrase echoes baseball’s golden age, when players like Ty Cobb and Jackie Robinson challenged not only pitchers but history itself. Each stolen base symbolized rebellion and strategy—traits that shaped both the sport and the spirit of determination that defines great athletes.
Beyond the diamond, this shirt reminds wearers that life, like baseball, is about timing, risk, and moral balance. It speaks to those who see humor in history and pride in play, merging vintage athletic culture with modern social storytelling in a single design.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.