2025 Tinsel Tits Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Make spirits bright with the Tinsel Tits Ugly Christmas Sweater—a cheeky twist on holiday tradition. Featuring festive ornaments and bold humor, this sweater sparks laughter while nodding to the cultural evolution of body positivity and seasonal satire.
Tinsel Tits Ugly Christmas Sweater – Bold, Brazen & Brilliantly Festive
This sweater riffs on the absurdity of seasonal fashion with a daring design that turns holiday ornaments into playful symbols of body confidence. It’s a nod to the rise of unapologetic humor in pop culture, where self-expression meets festive rebellion.
The phrase “Tinsel Tits” echoes the spirit of drag performance and queer artistry, where exaggerated femininity becomes a canvas for satire. Think Divine, RuPaul, or the campy brilliance of 1980s underground fashion—this sweater channels that legacy with flair.
Worn at office parties or viral TikTok moments, it’s more than a gag—it’s a statement. In a world where holiday wear often plays it safe, this piece dares to provoke, entertain, and spark conversations about gender, parody, and seasonal absurdity.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.