White Wine But It Spends A Little Longer On The Skins So It’s Not Shirt
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The White Wine But It Spends A Little Longer On The Skins So It’s Not Shirt has captured the attention of wine lovers and irony enthusiasts alike after going viral among natural wine communities and meme pages. Its quirky phrasing and minimalist design have made it a cult favorite for those who appreciate dry humor and fermented facts.
Orange Wine Energy – For the Naturally Fermented Mind
This shirt features a straightforward, almost clinical block of text that mimics an academic explanation—“white wine but it spends a little longer on the skins so it’s not.” With no punctuation and a typewriter-style font, the design delivers a tongue-in-cheek nod to orange wine without ever saying the word. It’s the ultimate conversation piece for tastings, vineyard tours, or simply lounging with a bottle of skin-contact Sauvignon Blanc.
The shirt’s phrase breaks down the winemaking process behind orange wine in the most roundabout way possible—humorous to the informed, baffling to the uninitiated. It satirizes the often pretentious tone of wine descriptions while subtly celebrating natural and low-intervention winemaking. The deliberate awkwardness in its structure makes it part joke, part badge of insider knowledge.
Whether you’re a sommelier, a wine bar regular, or just someone who loves a good cryptic tee, this shirt deserves a spot in your wardrobe. It’s a cheeky nod to wine culture that sets you apart from the basic rosé crowd. Grab yours now and wear your wine wisdom—subtle, dry, and with just a hint of skins.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
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- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.