2025 Xmas Lights Are Like Epstein Ugly Christmas Sweater

2025 Xmas Lights Are Like Epstein Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 26.0 in 40.0 in 17.0 in 26.0 in
M 28.0 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
L 28.0 in 48.0 in 19.0 in 27.0 in
XL 30.0 in 52.0 in 20.0 in 28.0 in
2XL 30.0 in 56.0 in 21.0 in 28.0 in
3XL 31.0 in 60.0 in 22.0 in 28.0 in
4XL 32.0 in 64.0 in 24.0 in 29.0 in
5XL 33.0 in 68.0 in 25.0 in 29.0 in
6XL 34.0 in 73.0 in 26.0 in 29.1 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 67 cm 102 cm 42 cm 67 cm
M 70 cm 112 cm 45 cm 68 cm
L 72 cm 122 cm 48 cm 69 cm
XL 75 cm 132 cm 51 cm 70.5 cm
2XL 76 cm 142 cm 54 cm 71 cm
3XL 79 cm 152 cm 57 cm 71.5 cm
4XL 82 cm 162 cm 60 cm 72.5 cm
5XL 85 cm 172 cm 63 cm 73 cm
6XL 86 cm 182 cm 66 cm 74 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 14.0 in 11.0 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15.0 in 12.0 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16.0 in 13.0 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17.0 in 14.0 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18.0 in 15.0 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19.0 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21.0 in 16.0 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23.0 in 18.0 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25.0 in 19.0 in 13-15 62-68 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 35.6 cm 27.9 cm 1-2 83.8-88.9 cm
3T 38.1 cm 30.5 cm 2-3 91.4-99.1 cm
4T 40.6 cm 33.0 cm 3-4 99.1-104.1 cm
4 41.9 cm 34.3 cm 4-5 106.7-111.8 cm
5 43.2 cm 35.6 cm 5 114.3-119.4 cm
XS 45.7 cm 38.1 cm 6-8 121.9-127.0 cm
S 48.3 cm 39.4 cm 8-10 127.0-137.2 cm
M 53.3 cm 40.6 cm 10-12 137.2-147.3 cm
L 58.4 cm 45.7 cm 12-13 147.3-157.5 cm
XL 63.5 cm 48.3 cm 13-15 157.5-172.7 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
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Turn heads this holiday season with the Xmas Lights Are Like Epstein Ugly Christmas Sweater. Bold, controversial, and packed with social commentary, this design fuses festive cheer with a provocative twist on one of the most talked-about scandals of the decade.

Xmas Lights & Conspiracy: The Ugly Sweater That Speaks Volumes

This sweater features a cartoonish figure in a Santa hat paired with a phrase that echoes public skepticism surrounding Jeffrey Epstein’s death. The design taps into cultural discourse, making it more than just a seasonal garment—it’s a statement.

Xmas Lights Are Like Epstein Ugly Christmas Sweater
Xmas Lights Are Like Epstein Ugly Christmas Sweater

Epstein, a financier with deep ties to elite circles, was arrested in 2019 on charges of sex trafficking. His death in custody sparked widespread theories, with many questioning the official narrative. This sweater nods to that unresolved tension.

By blending holiday imagery with biting satire, the design invites conversation. It’s not just about humor—it’s about confronting uncomfortable truths through wearable art. Perfect for those who enjoy irony and aren’t afraid to stir the punch bowl.

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  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
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