If You French Fry When You’re Supposed To Pizza Shirt
$19.95
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Introducing the If You French Fry When You’re Supposed To Pizza Shirt – a playful design that references a well-known skiing joke while adding a fun twist to your wardrobe. This shirt captures the idea that life, like skiing, requires the right moves at the right time. Perfect for anyone who loves to ski, enjoy outdoor sports, or just appreciate a witty message. Grab yours now and show your fun side!
If You French Fry When You’re Supposed to Pizza: Skiing Humor Shirt
The If You French Fry When You’re Supposed To Pizza Shirt is a clever, lighthearted design inspired by one of skiing’s most popular jokes. Anyone who’s ever taken a lesson on the slopes will recognize the advice: keep your skis in a “pizza” shape to slow down and “french fry” when you’re ready to speed up. This shirt humorously takes that essential lesson in skiing and turns it into a memorable quote, perfect for those who enjoy outdoor sports or who just love a good laugh.
Skiing, an activity beloved by many for its thrilling pace and the beauty of nature, has its own set of terminology that insiders know well. The comparison of pizza (for slowing down) to French fries (for going fast) is universally recognized by those who’ve ever tried skiing or snowboarding. This design speaks to those who understand the struggle of learning to balance on skis and the funny, relatable moments of falling or making the wrong move.
But this phrase isn’t just for skiers; it’s a metaphor for life. Much like skiing, life requires knowing when to slow down and when to go full speed ahead. The phrase is playful and speaks to the universal human experience of facing challenges and learning from mistakes. Whether you’re an experienced skier, a beginner, or simply someone who enjoys humorous social commentary, this shirt adds a fun layer to the way we think about life and our experiences.
The shirt’s message is both nostalgic and motivational, making it the perfect gift for skiers, snowboarders, or anyone who has faced a challenge, only to learn that timing and precision matter. Wear it proudly as a reminder that while things may not always go according to plan, there’s always humor to be found in the journey.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.